Late Night Palin Reaction

From the Oh My Gov! website:

1. "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?...Lipstick." - Gov. Sarah Palin

2. "What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney?...Lipstick" - Anonymous

3. "How are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" --Jimmy Kimmel

4. "You know, Sarah Palin likes the outdoors, likes assault rifles, has a collection of rifles, likes to shoot assault rifles. I'll say this for her daughter's boyfriend: the kid's got guts." --David Letterman

5. "I gotta admit, she looked very comfortable at the podium because it's kinda like Alaska: you look out on that convention floor, nothing but white as far as the eye can see." --Jay Leno

6. "This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher

7. "John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher

8. "Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno